HELP!

I need a personal stylist! Here are my reasons...
1) I own way too many clothes! I know, I know...This shouldn't be a problem. But because I own too many clothes, my closet is overflowing. This leads to not being able to find anything and wearing the same things over and over again because whatever I washed last is usually at the front of my closet.
2) I buy things with the good intention of finding something to go with it. For example, I bought a cute green and brown paisley silk top last year. I need to wear it with brown pants. Do I own the appropriate brown pants? NO. So the top is still hanging in my closet never worn.
3) My closet is a disaster! I can't stand to be in my closet for more than a few minutes because I have stuff everywhere...Hanging, shelves, floor, wherever there's space. Most of this stuff could probably go, but I need someone to tell me its hideous and to give it away immediately.

So anyone who wants to volunteer then please let me know! I need to spend a good day giving away and moving on from most of this stuff!!!